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Ten years ago today, a little film called HITCH was released in theaters. Congrats to the cast and crew on a wonderful #DecadeOfHitch that will live forever!
A day that will go down in Hitchtory
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NEW SEXTING CODES, PARENTS BEWARE
via bestrooftalkever • linkHere are some next codes that young people are using to secretly communicate sexual messages to one another. Please familiarize yourself with these phrases. Thanks to thelategreats for help with the research that went into this list. Please pass to your friends and other parents!
SNP - send naked pic
TURCO - take your clothes off
PIROOB - parent in room, out of bananas
LN->O - I wish your left nipple was more round
BJTS - can you bring Billy Joel’s “The Stranger”?
FUTRC - fire up the rice cooker
R1L - roll up one pants leg
R2L - full up both pants legs
CP/ - car is angle parked
RHzz - fell asleep watching real housewives
ICU81MI - I see you ate one, am i?
SITOHT - should i take off my uniqlo heat tech?
CATBOX - please clean the litter box
TPRMMT - these pretzels are making me thirsty
CURJ - can you rub your junk on my leg after practice
TMNT - tonight, mayonnaise not thick
ISIS - militant islam
jjjjjjjjjj - i think my keyboard is broken
96 - lets sleep back to back tonight
KSPL - keystone pipeline
KSOW - just passed a kidney stone
SVUADA - can you dress up like alex cabot or casey novak
UGM2 - Utah, get me two!
CUM - curled up, mostly
AAPL - apple corporation, cupertino-based, traded on the NASDAQ
NASDAQ - nothing as sexy, darling, as queefing
DMB4U - can i sing you my rendition of “crash into me”?
(o|-<) - im trapped in a really tight space
5F - fifty force-farts fucking fast
A1A - i’ve got an A on either side of this 1
AIFTWB - after i finish this wet burrito
Burning Spear - Christopher Columbus
linkAnonymous asked: I know you like Sun Kil Moon's "Benji", but why is it such a big deal to a lot of people already?
via markrichardson • linkIt’s because I think about death all the time, especially about people I care about dying. That’s where I’m at in life. From here on out, people are dying left and right. And at this moment just the act of witnessing seems important. Who died and when. That’s what I need to know. Makes me think of this poem, which I like a lot.People Who Died
BY TED BERRIGAN
Pat Dugan……..my grandfather……..throat cancer……..1947.
Ed Berrigan……..my dad……..heart attack……..1958.
Dickie Budlong……..my best friend Brucie’s big brother, when we were
five to eight……..killed in Korea, 1953.
Red O’Sullivan……..hockey star & cross-country runner
who sat at my lunch table
in High School……car crash……1954.
Jimmy “Wah” Tiernan……..my friend, in High School,
Football & Hockey All-State……car crash….1959.
Cisco Houston……..died of cancer……..1961.
Freddy Herko, dancer….jumped out of a Greenwich Village window
in 1963.
Anne Kepler….my girl….killed by smoke-poisoning while playing
the flute at the Yonkers Children’s Hospital
during a fire set by a 16 year old arsonist….1965.
Frank……Frank O’Hara……hit by a car on Fire Island, 1966.
Woody Guthrie……dead of Huntington’s Chorea in 1968.
Neal……Neal Cassady……died of exposure, sleeping all night
in the rain by the RR tracks of Mexico….1969.
Franny Winston……just a girl….totalled her car on the Detroit-Ann Arbor
Freeway, returning from the dentist….Sept. 1969.
Jack……Jack Kerouac……died of drink & angry sickness….in 1969.
My friends whose deaths have slowed my heart stay with me now.
